scothunter 12,609 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 just went along the canal with the dog.sat on the toe path was two adults and 4 cygnets.think i could get past them.could i f**k! rearing up hissing and flapping those big f*****g wings.there pretty intimidating those big birds lol dog was going f*****g beserk wanting to get into them lol about turn and left them to it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Theres a big gang of them down on the river near Pembroke castle, friendly enough like providing you toss them a few salad rolls. Its like a swan toll 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 there all feathers swear at them in polish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 there some size when they puff themselfs up and stretch yon big neck out lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tsteve9999 456 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 I was fishing with my brother in law many moons ago and he came over moaning the local swan was attacking him. I just walked over and gave it a clip round the beak when it came at me and the problem was solved, it never came near us again. I can't see why a 30 lb bird would frighten a grown man, there's only going to be one winner in a fight, and as far as the old wives tales of one breaking bones with it's wings well I'm sure mine are a sight bigger and stronger than a swans so I don't see how it could happen. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 there some size when they puff themselfs up and stretch yon big neck out lol they will back off, face up to them pussy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 just went along the canal with the dog.sat on the toe path was two adults and 4 cygnets.think i could get past them.could i f**k! rearing up hissing and flapping those big f*****g wings.there pretty intimidating those big birds lol dog was going f*****g beserk wanting to get into them lol about turn and left them to it. My hero! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 probably sussed you're rangers fan 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 there some size when they puff themselfs up and stretch yon big neck out lol they will back off, face up to them pussy Scouts honor dib dib dib an all that, I was actually ashamed of being Scottish when I read his post, then I remembered he's a knuckle dragger My mate got attacked by one when we were kayaking, now that was funny as f**k Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 just went along the canal with the dog.sat on the toe path was two adults and 4 cygnets.think i could get past them.could i f**k! rearing up hissing and flapping those big f*****g wings.there pretty intimidating those big birds lol dog was going f*****g beserk wanting to get into them lol about turn and left them to it. My hero! Can you imagine if Kay was there though...... I'll handle this pet, you stay behind me....... Scot cowering at the back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 well ya smart arses,i could have let the dog scatter them,but they did have chicks,i would have thought you would have agreed baw,seeing as you so into birds well being Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 well ya smart arses,i could have let the dog scatter them,but they did have chicks,i would have thought you would have agreed baw,seeing as you so into birds well being you were gonna go past them till the daddy one said, hoy dick, get yerself tae f**k 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Would you have walked past if they were ducks or is it all waterfowl that bother you? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 f**k off duck lol there were two big swans and 4 young sitting slap bang in the middle of a toe path which is is no wider than 3ft with the canal on one side and railway on the other.they werent best pleased and i just left them. now f**k off ya c**ts! lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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